Melanie

Body Worlds Essay: (Work in Process)

 Rip off your skin and pose! No... I... didn't mean it! Body Worlds, is it good or bad, that is the question... right? Of course it is and it must be good if it has plasticized dead people involved! Body Worlds; educational, you chose to go to the museum or not, people donate their bodies to Body Worlds after they die of natural causes. I //clearly //believe that Body Worlds should be allowed, what do you think?

 Learning ya! Pretend that you were opposed to Body Worlds and thought nothing good could come from dead bodies without skin being displayed and posed (ya right), well sorry because your what I like to call wrong! Body Worlds is extremely educational and I have nothing but good news for you about it! For one, you can see all the muscles, the bones, the internal organs and see what muscles are working when in those poses, scrumptious! In many of the pictures I have personally viewed, they had cut open the person so that they could pull out a section and show you what the insides of your delicious, delightful, delicate bodies look like and act like. Now isn't that just great? Who am I kidding I know it's great!

Wait a minuet, what did you say? I can't hear you! Say it again. Oh, you are a Body Worlds hater. What? You think its inhumane to display plastic dead bodies because of human rights! Well here's a message to all of you plastic body haters... don't harsh my marshmallow! It's your choices to go or not and if you have issues with that go and join a "plastic body hater" group (that's right we know they exist)! Alright stop whining, if you don't want to listen to me maybe you will listen to Gunther Von Hagens, the curious, creative, creator of our one and not only, Body Worlds. If that doesn't suit your fancy then don't bother yourself by going to Body Worlds!

Thank you Burger King, this Essay is almost over! I have a few more fights up my trousers, but, I'm too lazy to type them so I'll just say one. I have recently found out that not everyone knows that you can go on Body Worlds' website and donate your body to Body Worlds for research purposes! Here's how to do it, before you die talk to the person that will assist you in making your will and ask the man in charge of Body Worlds how you would go about donating your body to a good cause. Hey, if you aren't a celebrity then this may be your big break! You can rip off your skin, pose and show your true colors! P.S. they are all different shades of red and pink! Did you know that Body Worlds is a great alternative to burying your loved ones because this way you won't be burning them or putting them in the dirt and you can go visit them when ever you want (except the fact that they have no skin and are all muscles, hey... no fat)!

 Okay, my Essay is finished and you may stop your posing and put your skin back on. AHH... put some clothes on! Thank you much better. Alright, let's get back on topic. Next time you go somewhere and you see people protesting and carrying on in such a disrespectful way about Body Worlds feel free to use some of my arguments against them! But, just remember when you pass away you could be a celebrity too.

Produced by, Melanie Tropiano